너와 할 잔혹한 오쟁이 진 남편 게임이 있어

Guess what? I'm leaving you. I found a man. I actually found him a couple weeks ago. And we have been fucking and he has been pleasing me.

I realize that you're a terrible, terrible person to have sex with.

I mean, first of all, you're working with a really small tool.

And you don't even know how to use it.

So, if you don't want me to leave you, I'm gonna fuck the neighbor.